Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Glenn Beck



America's favorite
uber-asexual
game-show intellectual
rat-faced hero
of the angry ineffectual.
Sowing discord
on a psych-ward chalkboard.
Falling on his talk-sword.
Screaming like a pimp.
A coprophagic imp
sallow and yellowish
like something foul
in a nursing home jello dish
on Fish Friday.
That's his promise-not-to-cry day.



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