tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29935015989799288872024-02-06T20:56:17.702-08:00Up Verses DownMORE NONSENSE FROM CALEB FROWNCaleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-1268922066374970442011-05-19T11:25:00.000-07:002011-05-19T11:28:08.843-07:00Gene<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtnI3oCxhjmR9S4fzKzf0ggDrysJ2zVJ2jex2tBvv3Ll__0XPdEuRVI-cayIEp3V-LYZj9FWnrB1ABwcGBODe0-RD95A-42eLRrNYJNtzQ4_9tWeu3y8kasx9MwhP8bGjfygYv-3GZxvdU/s1600/autry1-LR.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 335px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtnI3oCxhjmR9S4fzKzf0ggDrysJ2zVJ2jex2tBvv3Ll__0XPdEuRVI-cayIEp3V-LYZj9FWnrB1ABwcGBODe0-RD95A-42eLRrNYJNtzQ4_9tWeu3y8kasx9MwhP8bGjfygYv-3GZxvdU/s400/autry1-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5608495529731335890" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" border-collapse: collapse; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">The musical cowboy Gene Autry</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">had a fondness for playing the lautry.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He went, when he won</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">on a seven year run</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">of gambling, crime, and debautry.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-26503248452583025422011-03-09T08:25:00.000-08:002011-03-16T10:16:48.905-07:00Cheney Flies Coach<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxqA2wB1JVsnzuNF8472W3qUYAEO-UOXk0M7UxIhZ_QOBfCxo4qV_6xn7kOVc0toiM-TCY7-vniwCislA_IM7mlYdH3r0I99jXr_5XTc9eP2kjwK94bW7Hk3CzhUoBrkNj5TFw3wmJDcOR/s1600/cheney2-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 392px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxqA2wB1JVsnzuNF8472W3qUYAEO-UOXk0M7UxIhZ_QOBfCxo4qV_6xn7kOVc0toiM-TCY7-vniwCislA_IM7mlYdH3r0I99jXr_5XTc9eP2kjwK94bW7Hk3CzhUoBrkNj5TFw3wmJDcOR/s400/cheney2-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5582119101265373762" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">How, you ask,</span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">did my day go?</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Aside from the nine hour delay</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">on the way to Laredo??!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">We were so far back on the tarmac</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I could see the tire rack</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">on my Cadillac Escalade!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">A heart attack would be an upgrade</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">compared to the mess you made!!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I won't even <i><b>mention</b></i> the lukewarm Nescafe escapade!!</span></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-87372237927388027942010-11-19T07:28:00.000-08:002010-11-19T07:41:05.002-08:00Bartleby's Tip<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYTHiUGMF9Sepc7NCODXUMAG1TeAkA4uegnZN3RWRWNUaFDNIc0b2MEICJkUBWpCxDCVY_scLunXC2JBSaE-KyqC8aGQk2ahw5TpHaBP-uc1uKvkiuOur7u_y03dsQ3ZPeTdvW3EKpUQIW/s1600/giraft2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 295px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYTHiUGMF9Sepc7NCODXUMAG1TeAkA4uegnZN3RWRWNUaFDNIc0b2MEICJkUBWpCxDCVY_scLunXC2JBSaE-KyqC8aGQk2ahw5TpHaBP-uc1uKvkiuOur7u_y03dsQ3ZPeTdvW3EKpUQIW/s400/giraft2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541283847459850018" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Swimming to Tripoli?!"</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Bartleby laughed.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"That would be daft!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Take the giraft!"</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-7993940945066142242010-11-17T07:35:00.000-08:002010-11-19T07:35:36.641-08:00oh-OH-oh<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcRl5OjNbPnyOxrBF6-kPRk6yCDHRJCIMRhhbnMdRX74g8bILjiB-brj9u1rvkucrAzUxJUa8tA_U4LoQJ5c8n7TvbFQvjzW0yDP4_P4_CxhlBU4-0sU_Ehqbm9TOHrT4DAgQNcaS64u0/s1600/Kommisar2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 379px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOcRl5OjNbPnyOxrBF6-kPRk6yCDHRJCIMRhhbnMdRX74g8bILjiB-brj9u1rvkucrAzUxJUa8tA_U4LoQJ5c8n7TvbFQvjzW0yDP4_P4_CxhlBU4-0sU_Ehqbm9TOHrT4DAgQNcaS64u0/s400/Kommisar2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540543511076905986" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I finally made my great escape</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">from Kommissarsintown.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">I now can look behind me</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">so i'm slowly calming down.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-25308052057140038572010-11-04T12:01:00.000-07:002010-11-04T12:28:08.841-07:00Neal<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmW18hwoGWWbOYNYV2owedZWCBOzHIk1eqD6ouRlKpC8EXTA7W3ipnZovz7N-osCxGjzzfRtPVumhnio7OvpmbPzYQTKTt6PBiKs1HzTCsJ9BOqtiIS_r2_xsAKVBzAiLzUUtvKel8X_Ui/s1600/tuvan2-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 296px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmW18hwoGWWbOYNYV2owedZWCBOzHIk1eqD6ouRlKpC8EXTA7W3ipnZovz7N-osCxGjzzfRtPVumhnio7OvpmbPzYQTKTt6PBiKs1HzTCsJ9BOqtiIS_r2_xsAKVBzAiLzUUtvKel8X_Ui/s400/tuvan2-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535778301726559138" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Meet Neal–</span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">esophageal music lover.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He soundproofs his bathroom</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">with an old duvet cover,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">then throat sings </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">like a Tuvan Louvin brother.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-85545722160147163062010-11-03T14:41:00.000-07:002011-03-09T10:52:17.298-08:00Election Runoff<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhULzOSohdM9kFmz7RcKezZkklCEk0pOuWGcLoex3efzLevUjlPyYKt1GvU2Y4Am_t1Mlit-vOYLrZPx_3WDo2wbDrErC2_t1qPUYDPKqAZJWeOzgEH0YocN3SeWPEd-A19bAwBz3cWudur/s1600/boehner1-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 295px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhULzOSohdM9kFmz7RcKezZkklCEk0pOuWGcLoex3efzLevUjlPyYKt1GvU2Y4Am_t1Mlit-vOYLrZPx_3WDo2wbDrErC2_t1qPUYDPKqAZJWeOzgEH0YocN3SeWPEd-A19bAwBz3cWudur/s400/boehner1-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5535443194451621922" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Meet John Boehner.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Orange complainer.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Ochre speaker.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Bathtub stainer.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-11967876328498530852010-10-29T10:01:00.000-07:002010-10-29T10:03:30.452-07:00V.W.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgi3u8Iet6sIFA3-0pM3k6D2TrYR8_r5IxXBrQsZWprWJDsJkm0CsrvmC230ZN77aarYWY94czyf3ytERc3Ut-YwS8WyGl4uW_DH_OQUxYH8j-oK8q24FvM7x1mk0tF1rV6KwZcMqnB67Q_/s1600/waylon3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 311px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgi3u8Iet6sIFA3-0pM3k6D2TrYR8_r5IxXBrQsZWprWJDsJkm0CsrvmC230ZN77aarYWY94czyf3ytERc3Ut-YwS8WyGl4uW_DH_OQUxYH8j-oK8q24FvM7x1mk0tF1rV6KwZcMqnB67Q_/s400/waylon3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5533514466486648306" /></a><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div class="UIIntentionalStory_Header"><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="text-align: center;color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'times new roman';">Full of song</span></h3><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; "><span class="UIStory_Message"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">and fond of beer.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The country western gondolier.</span></span></div><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; "><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">His heart's enlarged.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">His liver's failin'.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Say a prayer</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">for "Venice Waylon".</span></span></div></span></span></h3><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; "><br /></span></span></div><div><span class="UIStory_Message"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; "><br /></span></span></div></div><div class="UIStoryAttachment" ft="{"type":"attach"}" id="" style="margin-top: 6px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 5px; "><div class="UIStoryAttachment_Media UIStoryAttachment_MediaSingle" ft="{"type":"media"}" style="float: left; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-right: 10px; "><div class="UIMediaItem UIMediaItem_Photo"><a class="uiPhotoThumb UIMediaItem_Wrapper" href="http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1625018432794&set=a.1039664279306.7679.1456514918" target="" style="cursor: pointer; color: rgb(59, 89, 152); text-decoration: none; border-top-width: 1px; border-right-width: 1px; border-bottom-width: 1px; border-left-width: 1px; border-top-style: solid; border-right-style: solid; border-bottom-style: solid; border-left-style: solid; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-right-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-bottom-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); border-left-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; display: inline-block; "></a></div></div></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-37300387548843354412010-10-27T08:03:00.000-07:002010-10-27T08:26:04.025-07:00The Cheney Bump<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0x88_UMeF2NbPsW8QSib-cHur4kCNAf65XZLPQvCAOIkQ_kfGmpAlpXHneR-iqZwGyqDHopqUj6op4FzOP1blJVC9lrfYSDZOtB_d33Tx-vF2cUep-F6Rzt5vhAiWr1OTFBSxkEtLZ1NS/s1600/cheneybump2-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 304px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0x88_UMeF2NbPsW8QSib-cHur4kCNAf65XZLPQvCAOIkQ_kfGmpAlpXHneR-iqZwGyqDHopqUj6op4FzOP1blJVC9lrfYSDZOtB_d33Tx-vF2cUep-F6Rzt5vhAiWr1OTFBSxkEtLZ1NS/s400/cheneybump2-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5532742477813897618" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"It's official!" said Dick</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">with an elfish grin.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"Myself, Liz and Lynne</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">have made our selection</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">and hereby announce our endorsement</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">of the Four Horsemen</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">in the next election."</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"It was an easy call," added Liz,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">"not much of a decision.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">We do, after all,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">share the same vision."</span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-75856965789931386442010-06-13T09:44:00.000-07:002010-06-13T09:46:30.116-07:00Rasputin<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXFOUXJ5_uyaatYEVgjkBNF0N6DK8NSekg5VKc0rhEadnidM3oDCdBcWwtZw1bb_lPVZu6HqoRyyedfZ7RTQ7BZHYMK1fHQk3qNXbcPPkxIXNHeKad4xMXq4qDv-AnoiayAjXpo4P01Qin/s1600/rasputin1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 394px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXFOUXJ5_uyaatYEVgjkBNF0N6DK8NSekg5VKc0rhEadnidM3oDCdBcWwtZw1bb_lPVZu6HqoRyyedfZ7RTQ7BZHYMK1fHQk3qNXbcPPkxIXNHeKad4xMXq4qDv-AnoiayAjXpo4P01Qin/s400/rasputin1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482300345648423602" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Those who knew Rasputin</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">say he appeared even more hirsute</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">when he wore a mohair suit.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-6954769174152668762010-06-05T10:04:00.000-07:002010-06-05T10:11:12.315-07:00Toeslumber<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjesSsAvH2hrGVHByHTpRFd22HdySVyVF08v8CacdX4sA_L4I6lme_PtThd3QKWmTxCfHuJ9IVr_lBBzpbTe7qnkCaNFGwkGX2vmR9bdM9cfuk2GlEFLIaQ2z3IEwCDZqAIaVxKddJotGwn/s1600/comatoe-LR2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 282px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjesSsAvH2hrGVHByHTpRFd22HdySVyVF08v8CacdX4sA_L4I6lme_PtThd3QKWmTxCfHuJ9IVr_lBBzpbTe7qnkCaNFGwkGX2vmR9bdM9cfuk2GlEFLIaQ2z3IEwCDZqAIaVxKddJotGwn/s400/comatoe-LR2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5479337123976999042" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">First, my foot falls asleep,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">then I get "coma toes".</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">One by one like dominoes</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">that's how it goes</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">they have no choice.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Lucky for me, though,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">they all know my voice.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I speak to them softly</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">and so does my wife.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Slowly but surely</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">they come back to life.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-26265101777147606282010-06-02T09:45:00.001-07:002011-03-09T10:07:44.891-08:00Now Michael Jones<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaQJ02zxQ0tKPvgYvwpFZBIKgFLdyl1Y4lv4mvsJHlb0FgRQXWYoVgG6Sc2KQYk-oGDg0YT22VocnqxUH3quRMoboEXd13ZkM_-IGUUI-_Cpfn-kZw-qfogLC5uUg_y52zE8-pQ7Uosj20/s1600/Palin1a-LR2a.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 266px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaQJ02zxQ0tKPvgYvwpFZBIKgFLdyl1Y4lv4mvsJHlb0FgRQXWYoVgG6Sc2KQYk-oGDg0YT22VocnqxUH3quRMoboEXd13ZkM_-IGUUI-_Cpfn-kZw-qfogLC5uUg_y52zE8-pQ7Uosj20/s400/Palin1a-LR2a.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478221924873776530" /></a><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Michael Palin</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">changed his name.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">He couldn't bear</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">the constant shame.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Georgia, serif;"><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">A drastic step</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center; "><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">to save his pride.</span></span></div></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">His other option–</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">suicide.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-40494626332068798342010-05-18T06:39:00.001-07:002010-05-18T06:41:54.358-07:00Detroitus<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP1D6J0rE369he4tO9CLyHRtixMpl_wDrAQ0Z9tLBPie3g8RdTTpAbxioH4iki6TwmcILc97uYAEBeyhis9lx02K3gw0K2KpWhDDZ0EUx1lqDeIWxE_XyItN7y0h3U9HyXygX-N5c4z541/s1600/detroit1-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 351px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP1D6J0rE369he4tO9CLyHRtixMpl_wDrAQ0Z9tLBPie3g8RdTTpAbxioH4iki6TwmcILc97uYAEBeyhis9lx02K3gw0K2KpWhDDZ0EUx1lqDeIWxE_XyItN7y0h3U9HyXygX-N5c4z541/s400/detroit1-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472604324712319858" /></a><br /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Gathering detritus in Detroit.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Before I got arthritis</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I was so much more adroit</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">at finding all the hidden spots</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">abandoned streets</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">and vacant lots</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">that I would then exploit.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Gathering detritus in Detroit.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-3355894372489736232010-05-11T07:48:00.001-07:002010-05-11T07:50:20.398-07:00I, Casaba<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0aPkzhbtYakkDf1Jrs00dR8zZ-Xn9uROw5OtnFArDaqK9P40rs5ONnEx9DnGGUGWwnd_TfYJlPiu835uIw-C-h3aeERagiV7xdZqWSa7kPkGJ9hQTrKy87ElHVYUKqp3CgL8fqc1OQ65W/s1600/melon2-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 376px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0aPkzhbtYakkDf1Jrs00dR8zZ-Xn9uROw5OtnFArDaqK9P40rs5ONnEx9DnGGUGWwnd_TfYJlPiu835uIw-C-h3aeERagiV7xdZqWSa7kPkGJ9hQTrKy87ElHVYUKqp3CgL8fqc1OQ65W/s400/melon2-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470024593127029618" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">My head is a melon.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">My skull is the rind.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The meat of the fruit</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">is my beautiful mind.</span></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-89047794130139676612010-05-09T12:01:00.000-07:002010-05-09T12:03:34.491-07:00The Gift<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBqZsKZqImHeXD_Cfvlaba8I77cGxONp2tR7VfPPJhvzzDtwEwC-QeTabh5Qs5M7coS7NXpjgj8xGPYDEh48XlsJUOvI8rOcAfLgMtl7DhCMHiFtCrAexq-FqPNc6AgPcI4v7iIb3XxeGD/s1600/shrink3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 334px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBqZsKZqImHeXD_Cfvlaba8I77cGxONp2tR7VfPPJhvzzDtwEwC-QeTabh5Qs5M7coS7NXpjgj8xGPYDEh48XlsJUOvI8rOcAfLgMtl7DhCMHiFtCrAexq-FqPNc6AgPcI4v7iIb3XxeGD/s400/shrink3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5469347566241955234" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The gift from my psychiatrist</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">was shrink wrapped,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">which is, i think, apt.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-37211887089520717232010-05-08T10:01:00.001-07:002010-05-08T15:18:47.639-07:00Hugh<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1f0Vg0FuPqJ7TRC1cez_vTxj-CY0qnvBLFSgABLLtaJZouM3TjlWS8uSXrqk7hanChZs3NXn65paXlo-kOmPsyGvm_6YKyFOZBRcCffbDGvvooOSRRg_xKv1ZFLq5AJXYlhUgSiN5SM3Y/s1600/hugh-LR.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 265px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1f0Vg0FuPqJ7TRC1cez_vTxj-CY0qnvBLFSgABLLtaJZouM3TjlWS8uSXrqk7hanChZs3NXn65paXlo-kOmPsyGvm_6YKyFOZBRcCffbDGvvooOSRRg_xKv1ZFLq5AJXYlhUgSiN5SM3Y/s400/hugh-LR.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468945600917843762" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}" style="font-size: 13px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; font-weight: normal; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; "><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">This is my buddy from Belgium.</span></span></div><span class="UIStory_Message"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">He lives near Bruges</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">on a farm.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">His name is Hugh Jarm.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></h3></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-7019320466736036542010-05-06T16:08:00.000-07:002010-05-17T11:09:54.882-07:00Salve Psalm<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyjPVswBdnH-u2PWsHuIVg3qZEb2QOFqV4USLV2DQTe4K3UgyfY0tK6B5RFhEcnqIqrNy59gqlFjumAb5lUq9FqlUFbL0fZPW8G3OVdttqdLrPnjGa_bugjz3gumh2dx2OW1jeMiV_TbJB/s1600/ointment2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 317px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiyjPVswBdnH-u2PWsHuIVg3qZEb2QOFqV4USLV2DQTe4K3UgyfY0tK6B5RFhEcnqIqrNy59gqlFjumAb5lUq9FqlUFbL0fZPW8G3OVdttqdLrPnjGa_bugjz3gumh2dx2OW1jeMiV_TbJB/s400/ointment2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468298242898256594" border="0" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=";font-family:Helvetica;font-size:medium;" ><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman',serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman',serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"The ointment of contentment, yea,</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">is never freely slathered.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Apply it very sparingly,"</span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">the scary preacher blathered.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman',serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman',serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman',serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-53179810527015665042010-05-06T15:27:00.000-07:002010-05-07T15:29:12.290-07:00Chewy Trivia<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA9xVVnajrOPhi2og9-t9hkjgGG5lNc_qFAeM7bGGa4Yl4iNZDxV6JYbLIW2YkLE86HGA6GxtXBOT4V8RTr57dgRLR9CnxPdOVMuSNEi_F6gipmfqX4HbS3CQPimtsu0TW7uRq_5c8dcqd/s1600/tennyson2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 371px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA9xVVnajrOPhi2og9-t9hkjgGG5lNc_qFAeM7bGGa4Yl4iNZDxV6JYbLIW2YkLE86HGA6GxtXBOT4V8RTr57dgRLR9CnxPdOVMuSNEi_F6gipmfqX4HbS3CQPimtsu0TW7uRq_5c8dcqd/s400/tennyson2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468287586510786322" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"I recently discovered</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">that Alfred Lord Tennyson</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">ate only venison</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">with varicose veins.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Very gross, but hilarious",</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">the heiress explains</span></span>.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-87775369115559722022010-05-04T12:29:00.001-07:002010-05-07T15:29:31.660-07:00RoveLove<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDd4jBjBV2oMqd19cVBv_0FzMl68h4Z6wNaVZFnLokjC2f0FvkpCgp5lbe9d8TMDE-UXo4NwnaVt7c-6BL9QLQNnbcTTZqSNptpwEnDOLNv8-a_xmh1t9V-RGLWFFjorGDwgeVqfAV4a0-/s1600/rove2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDd4jBjBV2oMqd19cVBv_0FzMl68h4Z6wNaVZFnLokjC2f0FvkpCgp5lbe9d8TMDE-UXo4NwnaVt7c-6BL9QLQNnbcTTZqSNptpwEnDOLNv8-a_xmh1t9V-RGLWFFjorGDwgeVqfAV4a0-/s400/rove2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467499763952933394" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:'times new roman', serif;">Out of the blue</span></div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">like a bolt from above,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">strange reveries</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">of forbidden love</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">are filling Karl Rove</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">with alarm and unease.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Visions of Paula Zahn</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">and parmesan cheese.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-60660382254813527482010-05-04T12:27:00.000-07:002010-05-07T15:30:03.297-07:00Glenn Beck<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXuDa1sR659OqrlXrCfkuLlVSAHrh2c3a1HXOaAG_wD3iABn_f7UOSd-21fZVimyZ_XuCJU4jSfO63AESE0TRnGYVt12gteXIXSb4jdkcBABsH7AkIsfhJMrh9mQp2D5VcgVbv2WKPmJ4u/s1600/beck2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 322px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXuDa1sR659OqrlXrCfkuLlVSAHrh2c3a1HXOaAG_wD3iABn_f7UOSd-21fZVimyZ_XuCJU4jSfO63AESE0TRnGYVt12gteXIXSb4jdkcBABsH7AkIsfhJMrh9mQp2D5VcgVbv2WKPmJ4u/s400/beck2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467499027763001154" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">America's favorite</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">uber-asexual</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">game-show intellectual</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">rat-faced hero</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">of the angry ineffectual.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Sowing discord</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">on a psych-ward chalkboard.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Falling on his talk-sword.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Screaming like a pimp.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">A coprophagic imp</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">sallow and yellowish</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">like something foul</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">in a nursing home jello dish</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">on Fish Friday.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">That's his promise-not-to-cry day</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-68669747550038319542010-05-04T12:26:00.001-07:002010-05-08T15:22:41.553-07:00Lance DaBoyle – Patriot<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH9SsuYn9rsp7MhSW1itr9G8gEfINnHz6F9REtMVVRACjKb_mUASST9hhyphenhyphenbWHxV4t_v1qHoOS0UWtIGx_S0ne7w9rtw5epSc018T8yWUObiYlv84BA2fAmn1s3zZ2Va1tKI9UJQfCl2cx-/s1600/teabaggr1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 386px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH9SsuYn9rsp7MhSW1itr9G8gEfINnHz6F9REtMVVRACjKb_mUASST9hhyphenhyphenbWHxV4t_v1qHoOS0UWtIGx_S0ne7w9rtw5epSc018T8yWUObiYlv84BA2fAmn1s3zZ2Va1tKI9UJQfCl2cx-/s400/teabaggr1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467498736210707058" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; "><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">Teabagger Lance</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">is lost in a trance</span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">while looking askance</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">at his big stack of food stamps.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Commies!" he mutters.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">"Them Socialist pigs!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">They won't let me use 'em</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">fer whisky and cigs!"</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></span></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-41559467172311432732010-05-04T12:25:00.000-07:002010-10-28T11:31:37.681-07:00Bachmann Bachmann Overdrive<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihCWUabpgmgVxfPVBwSk9ZnrB2aLVP8qxoG0OnUwC_F6izTffJZoUXqX6xttJ5ikZwneEnUA3Mj48Vu8PwAOPkQC50HpOKjftxM6cPtNOMJC_oHPayDB2hf45IzFV63LKlOFK2CNJrdrFj/s1600/bachman-LR1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 316px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihCWUabpgmgVxfPVBwSk9ZnrB2aLVP8qxoG0OnUwC_F6izTffJZoUXqX6xttJ5ikZwneEnUA3Mj48Vu8PwAOPkQC50HpOKjftxM6cPtNOMJC_oHPayDB2hf45IzFV63LKlOFK2CNJrdrFj/s400/bachman-LR1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467498366786545986" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">This fall's hottest new trend –</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">The Michele Bachmann makeover.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Step one: lose your mind</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">in a hostile takeover</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">engineered by a sand flea.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">Never crack a book,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">you need to keep your hands free</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">to shake and gesticulate</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">like a brain-dead banshee</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;">.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><br /></span></span></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-66364007783183556972010-05-04T12:24:00.001-07:002010-05-07T15:31:17.936-07:00David Copperfield<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLzoK0FOdNhyphenhyphen-ysLLvDWLCeFQbOroMr3zuukf__kF2PMk00mr3petoQjxE10QdCl-lBSjhz6NtodS1BKHu11TzoioF9j25B1elWgKz7r7GAEv_br9M86w4h1n3EuEuM9jj5YnIlI8ubyBN/s1600/copperfield1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 288px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLzoK0FOdNhyphenhyphen-ysLLvDWLCeFQbOroMr3zuukf__kF2PMk00mr3petoQjxE10QdCl-lBSjhz6NtodS1BKHu11TzoioF9j25B1elWgKz7r7GAEv_br9M86w4h1n3EuEuM9jj5YnIlI8ubyBN/s400/copperfield1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467498026632829858" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The magic is gone,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">but the nickname remains.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">We all still call him</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"Schiffer Brains"</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></span></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-34960707688404850072010-05-04T12:22:00.001-07:002010-05-07T15:31:36.722-07:00Numb Limb<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn0nvgFWhTpHwl2dSWUh6p6oBDcbfdCQcjRH0DKc1R_Zhyphenhyphen_n00g0AKZIsy1bS3i5uBvcgwcX3YG8LddV2Xpz2zeyFRwhQ3DyKYIfpCtYvKCEAoLx5S84dZc6y7uBI7135n8QnxFl1HhnIg/s1600/limb676.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 385px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhn0nvgFWhTpHwl2dSWUh6p6oBDcbfdCQcjRH0DKc1R_Zhyphenhyphen_n00g0AKZIsy1bS3i5uBvcgwcX3YG8LddV2Xpz2zeyFRwhQ3DyKYIfpCtYvKCEAoLx5S84dZc6y7uBI7135n8QnxFl1HhnIg/s400/limb676.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467497696099590290" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Rush, as a youth,</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">was a slovenly nimrod.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">He'd score lots of drugs</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">and get totally "Limbaugh'd"</span></span>.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-31698665754141659252010-05-04T12:20:00.000-07:002010-05-04T12:22:21.212-07:00Zach Elephanakis<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXoda4oRbqP3yoIPedXDKC_glYFAfhsWXwUengx6VJENNwN-0dZaJ6pFUFU_OeAJ5yANlwTks2RexYYy-HfjCIUaG7iTaSMTHU5yquPZ1zYeSthaEBR9BwdftTgVpQ2qoGakbl7dT22qys/s1600/zak1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 324px; height: 346px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXoda4oRbqP3yoIPedXDKC_glYFAfhsWXwUengx6VJENNwN-0dZaJ6pFUFU_OeAJ5yANlwTks2RexYYy-HfjCIUaG7iTaSMTHU5yquPZ1zYeSthaEBR9BwdftTgVpQ2qoGakbl7dT22qys/s400/zak1.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467497388688439154" /></a>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2993501598979928887.post-3318303467778311662010-05-04T12:18:00.000-07:002010-05-07T15:32:08.098-07:00The Knowing<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNyJqVLcannuqjk_bR2dgyCu7SsQYXKeqyvt5URblU90yUzt2f7cf27_-6iJOpeQLN_4ALvnBwT4HnJkSWDsgFJ1f6jbywkgheXNTHzW86z57rOXG7Nfd23CHlTj5-QDmWICNmLYhi1LQz/s1600/Knowing-19.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 179px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNyJqVLcannuqjk_bR2dgyCu7SsQYXKeqyvt5URblU90yUzt2f7cf27_-6iJOpeQLN_4ALvnBwT4HnJkSWDsgFJ1f6jbywkgheXNTHzW86z57rOXG7Nfd23CHlTj5-QDmWICNmLYhi1LQz/s400/Knowing-19.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467496761902267986" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" color: rgb(51, 51, 51); line-height: 15px; font-family:'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;font-size:11px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">If truth be told, </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">it gives me chills.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I know what killed </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">the whippoorwills</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">and caused them all to drop: </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">T'was the sight of Ann Coulter </span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">in a halter top</span></span>.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span>Caleb Frownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08334131626530713933noreply@blogger.com0