Friday, November 19, 2010

Bartleby's Tip

"Swimming to Tripoli?!"
Bartleby laughed.
"That would be daft!
Take the giraft!"

Wednesday, November 17, 2010


I finally made my great escape
from Kommissarsintown.
I now can look behind me
so i'm slowly calming down.

Thursday, November 4, 2010


Meet Neal–
esophageal music lover.
He soundproofs his bathroom
with an old duvet cover,
then throat sings
like a Tuvan Louvin brother.

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Election Runoff

Meet John Boehner.
Orange complainer.
Ochre speaker.
Bathtub stainer.