Sunday, June 13, 2010


Those who knew Rasputin
say he appeared even more hirsute
when he wore a mohair suit.

Saturday, June 5, 2010


First, my foot falls asleep,
then I get "coma toes".
One by one like dominoes
that's how it goes
they have no choice.
Lucky for me, though,
they all know my voice.
I speak to them softly
and so does my wife.
Slowly but surely
they come back to life.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Now Michael Jones

Michael Palin
changed his name.
He couldn't bear
the constant shame.
A drastic step
to save his pride.
His other option–