Thursday, May 19, 2011


The musical cowboy Gene Autry
had a fondness for playing the lautry.
He went, when he won
on a seven year run
of gambling, crime, and debautry.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Cheney Flies Coach

How, you ask,
did my day go?
Aside from the nine hour delay
on the way to Laredo??!!
We were so far back on the tarmac
I could see the tire rack
on my Cadillac Escalade!!
A heart attack would be an upgrade
compared to the mess you made!!
I won't even mention the lukewarm Nescafe escapade!!