Gene

The musical cowboy Gene Autry

had a fondness for playing the lautry.

He went, when he won

on a seven year run

of gambling, crime, and debautry.

Cheney Flies Coach

How, you ask,

did my day go?

Aside from the nine hour delay

on the way to Laredo??!!

We were so far back on the tarmac

I could see the tire rack

on my Cadillac Escalade!!

A heart attack would be an upgrade

compared to the mess you made!!

I won't even mention the lukewarm Nescafe escapade!!