Bartleby's Tip

"Swimming to Tripoli?!"

Bartleby laughed.

"That would be daft!

Take the giraft!"

oh-OH-oh

I finally made my great escape

from Kommissarsintown.

I now can look behind me

so i'm slowly calming down.

Neal

Meet Neal–

esophageal music lover.

He soundproofs his bathroom

with an old duvet cover,

then throat sings

like a Tuvan Louvin brother.

Election Runoff

Meet John Boehner.

Orange complainer.

Ochre speaker.

Bathtub stainer.