V.W.

Full of song

and fond of beer.

The country western gondolier.

His heart's enlarged.

His liver's failin'.

Say a prayer

for "Venice Waylon".

The Cheney Bump

"It's official!" said Dick

with an elfish grin.

"Myself, Liz and Lynne

have made our selection

and hereby announce our endorsement

of the Four Horsemen

in the next election."

"It was an easy call," added Liz,

"not much of a decision.

We do, after all,

share the same vision."