Gene

The musical cowboy Gene Autry

had a fondness for playing the lautry.

He went, when he won

on a seven year run

of gambling, crime, and debautry.

Cheney Flies Coach

How, you ask,

did my day go?

Aside from the nine hour delay

on the way to Laredo??!!

We were so far back on the tarmac

I could see the tire rack

on my Cadillac Escalade!!

A heart attack would be an upgrade

compared to the mess you made!!

I won't even mention the lukewarm Nescafe escapade!!

Bartleby's Tip

"Swimming to Tripoli?!"

Bartleby laughed.

"That would be daft!

Take the giraft!"

oh-OH-oh

I finally made my great escape

from Kommissarsintown.

I now can look behind me

so i'm slowly calming down.

Neal

Meet Neal–

esophageal music lover.

He soundproofs his bathroom

with an old duvet cover,

then throat sings

like a Tuvan Louvin brother.

Election Runoff

Meet John Boehner.

Orange complainer.

Ochre speaker.

Bathtub stainer.

V.W.

Full of song

and fond of beer.

The country western gondolier.

His heart's enlarged.

His liver's failin'.

Say a prayer

for "Venice Waylon".